Do you regret making the video now, because of how popular it’s gotten? She thinks it’s funny, and she tells me every day she’s a unicorn. They clip it and put it on their own YouTube or Facebook page and say, “Hey if you’re in the wife zone, hit me up.” I don’t know why they didn’t, but there’s a couple of dudes out there using it to solicit wives. Yeah, I wish people would have just linked to the one that we made. So I guess it’s kinda frustrating to have an out-of-context version floating around out there? I think it should be fairly obvious when I introduce myself as “the terrorist mouthpiece” that we’re kidding around. I originally saw the clipped one, but then I found the original video that Tactical Response posted… The one that’s seven minutes long, it’s much more obvious, because there’s an intro. And then one that many people have seen has been clipped, and edited down to five minutes. I don’t know what video you saw-there’s the original video, that’s seven minutes long. Is it a joke? Or is it something that you seriously believe? VICE: Are you surprised by the amount of attention your video has got?ĭana McClendon: I didn’t expect that millions of people would see it. I called Dana on his cell phone to talk to him about the shitstorm he’s brought upon himself. The original clip is well over 830,000 views, and shorter versions of it have sprung up on Facebook, WorldStarHipHop, and anywhere you can find low-quality internet comedy videos. Unsurprisingly, Dana’s video has pissed off a lot of people. Even though many of us are trying to progress towards a society devoid of transphobia, it would still be totally gross to end up getting tricked into dating one, bro! Because we all know that if you’re talking to a hot lady who’s not a psychopath, she’s probably a dude who’s all pumped up on estrogen injections. Then, finally, there is the “Tranny Zone,” for attractive women who aren’t crazy at all. Bitches be cray.The video is ostensibly a comedy routine, which some viewers have observed to be a light-hearted, pseudo-science elaboration of this terrible joke from How I Met Your Mother.Īccording to Dana’s video, women break down into seven zones: the No Go Zone (for women who are unattractive and crazy), the Danger Zone (for women who are attractive, but crazy), the Fun Zone (for women who are fairly attractive but not very crazy), the Date Zone (for attractive women who are kinda crazy), the Wife Zone (for women who are very attractive but only a little crazy), and the Unicorn Zone (a place where mythical creatures dwell: i.e., attractive women who are barely crazy). *Ok maybe I don’t actually know women that have done these, but it’s definitely happened somewhere. Gents, where does the current woman in your life fall on this Matrix?! I said, NO WAY…I know women who have hacked into their boyfriend’s email, faked a pregnancy, gotten pregnant on purpose to keep a guy, staged a medical emergency, voodooed, and hired a spy team to stalk their husband.* YOU DON’T KNOW HOW EASY YOU HAVE IT SVEN! But Sven won’t ever let me forget that he has actually been told by a complete stranger, “Dude, you better run, that bitch is CRAZY!” (Ok, but you didn’t run, so what does that make you?) And he says that for a few days every month, I’m actually a 9-10 crazy. I think that’s an excessively high crazy score, even for me. And I’m hot.Īfter the jump, I’ll share where Sven says I fall on the scale!Īccording to Sven, I am a 10 hot (obviously) and a 7-8 crazy. Maybe this doesn’t offend me because I embrace my crazy and actually advocate being the crazy one in the relationship. He hates when I use the word “fine,” teehee) I’ll admit it: Sven has finally shown me a video that is so funny, it’s worth sharing with all of you.īackground: It’s a “Man’s Guide to Women,” where some dude categorizes women’s date-ability based on where they fall on a hot vs. “You secretly love my YouTube videos! You think they’re hilarious!” Ok FINE Sven! (p.s. The most annoying thing about Sven’s YouTube habit is that he always insists I watch one that’s “SOOO funny!” Approximately 11% of the videos he shows me actually make me laugh, which is enough ammunition for him to keep showing me more. Around 85% of the videos he watches fall into the latter category. the construction of the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona), and of course, for the pure joy of mindless entertainment ( cat videos). He watches it whenever he wants to learn “how to” do something (he credits it for perfecting his tie-tying skills), for watching documentaries about random topics (i.e.
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